do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Still dying that you shit outside
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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