he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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