I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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