She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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