marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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