I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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