Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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