i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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