Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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