why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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