Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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