But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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