Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
what if I'm pregnant?
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after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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