This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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