Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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