I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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