Your mouth is God's brothel.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Come on in and take your pants off
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