When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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