would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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