I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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