I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm so fucking centered right now
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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