OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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