ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Randomize