I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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