And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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