Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
we should paint friendship bongs
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