I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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