I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He felt like a one man threesome
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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