conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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