I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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