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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I need moral support for this bender
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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