Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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