I can tuck mytits in my pants
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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