Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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