When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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