That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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