Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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