its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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