well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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