come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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