even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
and i looked up. we had an audience...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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