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• (248): View more from Michigan

  doug butabi!

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  steve butabi!

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  hotties wanna shake it

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• (530): View more from California

  You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.

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  Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.

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• (805): View more from California

  we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (727): View more from Florida

  all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??

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