with your own penis?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
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Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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