really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
There was a lot of him and a little penis
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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