He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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