im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
