Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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