I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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