just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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