best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
vagina is talking i cant
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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