that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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