we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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