North Korea, Best Korea!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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