Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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