My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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