kristin has been a bad kristin
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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