sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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