I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You're a waste of cheezeits
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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